Chelsea Clinton was picked up this evening by the Chappaqua, New York Police Department after her husband, Julian Soros McNeil, called 911 for a “small stab wound.” When police arrived, they described Chelsea as “unreasonable and unstable.” She lunged at officers, holding a blood-soaked ice pick she had already used to stab her husband.
The “small stab wound” turned out to be a punctured lung. McNeil will survive the attack, but if not for the quick thinking of a paramedic who makes less than a San Fran burger-flipper giving him an emergency Tracheotomy, he’d be a vegetable — if not dead.
Clinton was immediately arrested and is being held without bail in the Chappaqua County Jail in Westchester. She’ll have to go before a judge for a bail hearing, so her mother may have a hard time keeping this one under wraps. 4th Circuit judge Art Tubolls has said that he doesn’t care who she is, she faces the same laws as everyone else:
“Ms. Clinton has already petitioned the court to have her hearing sealed and moved to a federal jurisdiction that will protect her identity and reputation. She should have thought of th before she swallowed a bunch of bloogies and beat her husband up in front of their kids. Stabbing him was a step too far in my book.”
A lot of people disagree with Clinton being able to stab her husband and get away with it. They’d like to see her pay for her crimes. However, her standing as a US Representative and former Ambassador to Cuba will probably keep her from facing justice for her heinous crimes.