BREAKING: Dems Announce First Bill: Free Food and Money For Deadbeats

The Democrats are off and running already, coming up with legislation to ram through as soon as they take over in January. The House of Representatives, led by traitor Nancy Pelosi, plans for their first bill to be a sweeping reform of entitlements, giving deadbeats even more free stuff than they already get.

According to The Budgetary Office of Congressional Budgets, Oversight, and Redundancies, increasing even a single entitlement to a poor person in America would take us to the brink of ruin. Senator Art Tubolls (R-Mississippi) told Conservative Patriot Today:

“These liberal Democrats are talking about making sure every kid at every school gets a free breakfast and a free lunch everyday. There are some places that have programs like that because the community is full of working, successful Republicans who can afford it. If you start giving free stuff to kids from poor neighborhoods, they’re gonna expect it. They’re gonna find a way to abuse it. They’re gonna figure out a way to sell it. Those Gogurts and little fruit cups don’t come cheap.

You’re talking about something that would cost almost as much as an aircraft carrier, and you know since Obama we don’t have nearly enough of those. If them poor folks can’t feed their kids, they should stop having kids or get better jobs. This is America. Everyone has the same exact opportunity.”

President Trump and the Republican Senate would never allow such a selfish bill to become a law, of course, while there are still empty military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan and drones without full firepower capabilities to save American lives. How do you justify a free soyburger when so much soy sits rotting in the fields because of Democrat interference with North Carolina’s election? Hillary Clinton herself said that Michelle Obama was a criminal for wanting to use surplus food to feed people. It’s ridiculous. Sell it and bring the value of the dollar up.

Democrats are dumb socialist commies. They’ll never learn.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.