Apparently, former Vice President Al Gore is trying to claw his way out of whatever obscure alfalfa-filled end-of-the-world safe space he’s been hiding in to address why the record cold temperatures are afflicting the midwest and southern states. Guess what. It’s President Trump’s fault because he doesn’t know anything about the climate, the jetstream, a divergence of arctic air caused by melting polar bears or whatever blah blah blah it is now. What America’s Most-Took-The-G.E.D.-Three-Timesiest leader does know, “Al”, is that it’s Wintertime, and Winter is cold. Look it up on that internet you invented.
Gore contacted friends he still has in the Department of Energy, and demanded an audience with the President, stating that he needs to be tutored on basic “fifth-grade science,” after seeing his tweet excoriating “Global warming” in a quaintly satirical manner, the wooden liberal Chicken Little must have lost it worse than when he realized he was wrong about being able to beat George W. Bush in Florida. How’d that one work out?
President Trump hasn’t yet responded to Gore’s inquiry, since he probably has far more important things to do than listen to some whiner with charts and graphs and other things liberals make with their crayons. And it’s not like people were offended by the President’s tweet anyway. Most of them are wearing mittens so thick, they couldn’t access their phones even if they weren’t frozen.