BREAKING: Libs Threaten To ‘Erase’ Rushmore If Trump Added

The movement to have the face of the nation’s latest and greatest president added to Mount Rushmore is gaining momentum, and rightfully so. The economy has never been stronger, unemployment never lower, the world has never respected us more, and racial harmony appears to finally be on the horizon. 

So it’s only logical that President Trump’s visage should join those of our previous greats. This is the leader who has finally brought to fruition the dream for America that they all envisioned. 

Liberal opposition to this plan has always been apparent. You may recall early last year when the Antifas defaced Lincoln’s forehead on the Mount with an obscenity aimed at President Trump. 

This vandalism was reported right here on this satire page just last year. We are the only ones who had the story because it, like this one, was not real.

Well now they’ve threatened a greater level of disgrace, one bordering on treason. Media outlets across the country have received a threatening letter about “what will happen if Mount Rushmore is defaced with 45’s likeness”. An excerpt is below:

“Trump is NOT a legitimate president. The United States of America elected by majority the candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton. She should rightfully be in the Oval Office throne. The current resident is beholden to the foreign power of Russia and is therefore a traitor. 

If Donald Trump is added to Mt Rushmore before our great historic leaders, then the mountain will be no more. It will be erased from existence.”

It was signed with an pseudonym, Sasha Sandhu, a name known to law enforcement as an evil dog.

All federal agencies, from the FBI to the newly created Space Force, are said to be investigating the source of the letter and say they “will not rest until the Antifa BLM Nazis are found”