New Taylor Swift Track ‘You Ain’t My President’ Debuts at Number 3 on Billboard

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NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 43rd Annual CMA Awards at the Sommet Center on November 11, 2009 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

Well, it looks like pop star Taylor Swift is making her money off the Soros crowd.  Her newly-released single : “You Ain’t My President”, aimed at Donald Trump, is smashing through sales records and debuting at Billboard’s number 3 spot after only hours.  The songstress, the great-granddaughter of satirist Johnathan Swift, has had a successful career with her edgy mix of pop rock and country stylings as well as a history of tumultuous relationships with celebrities.

Swift’s current beau, Joe Something, kind of looks like if McCauly Kulkin had just said no to drugs.

The song, she claims, represents a vast majority of America’s feelings regarding the somewhat controversial President.  A sample lyric :

“Baby jails and porn star whores,    You got your big fat ass and herpes sores.                           You’re doing Putin’s work, with your skanky wife, now get your babboon face the hell out of my life…

‘Cause you ain’t my President, no no no.                                          You aint my President.”

The song has become so wildly popular so quickly that videos on YouTube have already popped up showing parents singing the words along with their smiling children, some as young as 5.  Swift promises an upcoming video will feature a host of guest stars including Colin Kaepernick, Alec Baldwin, and Lady Gaga.  The campaign of Kamala Harris has already contacted the artist’s agent to request permission to use the tune during campaign rallies.  It seems that Donald Trump is certainly making Swift’s bank account great again.