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About Flagg Eagleton
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Satire About Douchebags Named Steve

Feds Release Identity of Scumbag Antifa Leader

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He’s a useless turd from a trailer park in Indiana. Click to Tate

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Antifa Fan Fiction

Marines Building New Camp for Antifa Terrorists at Guantanimo Bay

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Good. Now lock them all up. Click to Tate

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Fictional Crimes of the Clinton Crime Syndicate

Clinton Foundation Forced to File for Bankruptcy

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They can’t run a campaign. How are they supposed to run a charity? Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

AOC Has A Secret Drug Problem

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She hides it well. Or does she? Click to Tate

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Supreme Satire

SCOTUS Clears The Way For Trump To Take Control Of New York, New Jersey

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Drastic times call for drastic measures. Click to Tate

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Coronavirus Satire

7 Million Trump Supporters Sign Petition To Re-Open America By Easter

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Patriots are becoming weary of the shutdown. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Oaths Not Taken on Bibles Illegal

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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Uncategorized

FBI Ignored Evidence That Hillary Clinton Put A Hit Out On Bret Kavanaugh

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The FBI needs to be overhauled completely. Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Nancy Pelosi’s Drinking Reaches A New Low

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This is the Speaker of the House? Click to Tate

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Fictional Obama Conspiracy Theories

Malia Obama’s Biological Mother Reveals The Truth About Michelle

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This goes way beyond anything we expected. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

Clinton Foundation Investigator Kenneth McCormick Found Dead

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The Clinton body count continues to grow. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

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“There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever.” Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

Michael Jordan is Running for US Senate as a Republican

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Oaths Not Taken on Bibles Illegal

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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Fictional Crimes of the Clinton Crime Syndicate

Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Tried to Have Kim Jong-Un Killed to Ruin Trump’s Peace Talks

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You lost! Get over it already! Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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Fictional Obama Conspiracy Theories

Malia Obama’s Biological Mother Reveals The Truth About Michelle

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This goes way beyond anything we expected. Click to Tate

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Satirical Powers of an Orange President

Trump to Begin Impeachment Proceedings Against Chief Justice Roberts

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We the People have had enough. Click to Tate

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