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About Watt A Plonker
Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London, where he shares a flat with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.
Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Pelosi Says Trump Supporters Attending Church During Crisis Should Be “Spayed and Neutered”

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Pelosi caught on open mic. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Obamagate Exposed: New Book Gives Sordid Details of Plot Against Trump

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They’ve got him. Click to Tate

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Trump Satire to Astonish

Deep State Operative Arrested After Terror Plot Against Trump Exposed

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Guy Fawkes and co-conspirators to be tried for treason. Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

Clinton Foundation SUV Involved in Kenneth McCormick Homicide Found, Second Body Recovered

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Mr. Hankeys limp body found in Broflovski residence. Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

Romney Quits GOP, Encourages Republicans to Unite to Defeat Trump

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Mitt says Trump is destroying the country. Click to Tate

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Obama Fan Fiction for the Discerning Tater

Obama’s Ex-Lover: ‘He Meant Everything to Me’

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Former boyfriend recounts their time together. Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

CNN Parent Company WarnerMedia to Buy Fox News, Cancel Fox & Friends

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Sean Hannity Fired, Fox News to Move to Pay Per View Format. Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

AOC Proposal Bans All Conventional Pickup Trucks Nationwide by Early 2021

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Ban will not affect electric pickups. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

Fauci Threatens to Quit, Says Trump Is a ‘F***ing Moron’

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Fauci can no longer contain his true feelings. Click to Tate

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Papal Satire for Hypocritical Taters

Pope Says American Christians “Unworthy of Jesus”

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Pope says American Christians are hypocrites. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Oaths Not Taken on Bibles Illegal

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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Trump Satire to Astonish

AG Barr Investigators Locate Obama’s REAL Birth Certificate

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This will undo everything Obama. Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Nancy Pelosi Restricts Trump’s Capitol Building Access: ‘He’s Not Welcome Here’

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Nancy has gone way too far this time. Click to Tate

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Fictional Obama Conspiracy Theories

Malia Obama’s Biological Mother Reveals The Truth About Michelle

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This goes way beyond anything we expected. Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Nancy Pelosi’s Drinking Reaches A New Low

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This is the Speaker of the House? Click to Tate

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Uncategorized

FBI Ignored Evidence That Hillary Clinton Put A Hit Out On Bret Kavanaugh

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The FBI needs to be overhauled completely. Click to Tate

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Fictional Obama Conspiracy Theories

DOJ Orders Raid On Obama Compound After Massive Fraud Found In Audit

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Let’s hope they found something! Click to Tate

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Roger Stone in Clout Goggles and Fur Satire

Trump Strongly Considering Pardon for Roger Stone

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“Regardless of if Stone is actually guilty of the crime or not, his conviction needs to be overturned because President Trump only picks the best people and clearly no judge or jury should go up against him.” Click to Tate

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